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Perfect Bathroom Trip
Rhett & Link

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We live in a world full of dirty things
Dirty door knobs and ATM machines
Dirty cooks sneezin' on my chicken wings
So much dirty disease, we can't keep our hands clean
Public restrooms are our main concern
Where the walls are painted with stranger's urine
If they scribble on the wall of a bathroom stall, do you honestly think they'd wash their hands after touchin' their...
All I'm makin' is a simple suggestion
To have an exit plan next time you enter a restroom
I'm not concerned with your particular reason, be it OCD, or just the upcoming cold and flu season, listen here
Do your business, zip up and then dispense this
Little bit of paper towel, but wait
Turn on the tap, apply some soap
Lather up, rinse, don't stop the flow
First grab that paper towel you saved
Use it as a barrier when touchin' the faucet area, when gettin' more paper towels for your hands
Dry with it, then retain it
For the doorknob may be tainted
As you exit, bank it off the wall into the trash can
It's the perfect bathroom trip, man
It's the perfect bathroom plan
It's perfect
Do your business, zip up and then dispense this
Little bit of paper towel, but wait
Turn on the tap, apply some soap
Lather up, rinse, don't stop the flow
First grab that paper towel you saved
Use it as a barrier when touchin' the faucet area, when gettin' more paper towels for your hands
Dry with it, then retain it
For the doorknob may be tainted
As you exit, bank it off the wall into the trash can
It's the perfect bathroom trip, man
It's the perfect bathroom plan
It's perfect
It's the perfect bathroom trip

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