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I'm Doug,
and I'm Darrel
And we are squirrels
We live in your back yard in a big oak tree
That's our world
We saw you and your family
filming us with your flip cam
Shakin' our little tails,
eating crackers from your hand
We know we're irresistable, seemingly even kissable
Extremely home video-able
And effortlessly uploadable, but...
What makes you think that gives you the right to make us internet memes overnight?
We didn't sign a release
You didn't get our consent
To put our private lives on the public internets!
We didn't sign a release
You seem surprised to find we're upset
You wonder how in the world can squirrels talk, much less have the internet?
Well you have email
We have tree-mail
You have smart phones
We have pine cones
You have social networks
We have elaborate squeaks and chirps
(Squeak! Chirp!)
(Chrip! Squeak! Chrip!)
(Chiiiiirp!)
(Chirp! Squeak! Chrip!)
He just said: You have no right to publish or distribute audio or video recordings of us, including but not limited to our names, recorded mating calls, photographs or likenesses, nest location, tail length, or any material based upon or derived therefrom
(Squeak!)
Oh yes, in any (Chirp!)
In perpetuity
If you don't cease and desist, a suit will be filed
Especially if we end up in the next Squirrels Gone Wild!
We didn't sign a release
You didn't get our consent
To put our private lives on the public internets!
We didn't sign a release
You violated our trust
We don't want the world to see the secret place where we hide our nuts
We didn't sign a release!

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