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I'm On A Boat
The Lonely Island, ft. T-Pain

Lyrics

Aww s**t, get your towels ready, it's about to go down!
Everybody in the place, hit the f***ing deck,
but stay on your m*********ing toes!
We runnin' this, let's go!

I'm on a boat,
I'm on a boat.
Everybody look at me,
'cause I'm sailing on a boat.
I'm on a boat,
I'm on a boat.
Take a good hard look at the m*********ing boat!

I'm on a boat, m*********er, take a look at me.
Straight floating on a boat on the deep blue sea.
Busting five knots, wind whippin' out my coat.
You can't stop me, m*********er, 'cause I'm on a boat!

Take a picture, trick.
I'm on a boat, b****.
We drinkin' Santana Champ, 'cause it's so crisp.
I got my swim trunks and my flippy-floppies.
I'm flipping burgers, you at Kinko's straight flippin' copies!

I'm riding on a dolphin, doing flips and s***.
The dolphin's splashin', gettin' everybody all wet.
But this ain't Sea World, this is real as it gets.
I'm on a boat, m*********er,
don't you ever forget!

I'm on a boat, and...
it's going fast and...
I got a nautical-themed pashmina afghan.
I'm the king of the world,
on a boat like Leo.
If you're on the shore, then you're sho' not me-oh.
Get the f*** up, this boat is real!

F*** land, I'm on a boat, m*********er!
F*** trees, I climb buoys, m*********er!
I'm on the deck with my boys, m*********er!
This boat engine make noise, m*********er!

Hey ma, if you could see me now...
arms spread wide on the starboard bow.
Gonna fly this boat to the moon somehow.
Like Kevin Garnett,
anything is possible!!

Yeah, never thought I'd be on a boat.
It's a big, blue watery road.
Poseidon!

Look at me, whoa.
I never thought I'd see the day
when a big boat coming my way.
Believe me when I say...

I f***ed a mermaid!
Everybody look at me,
'cause I'm sailing on a boat.
I'm on a boat,
I'm on a boat.
Take a good hard look at the m*********ing boat!
Shorty!
Yeah yeah!

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