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If I Had $1000000
Barenaked Ladies

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If I had a million dollars,
if I had a million dollars,
I'd buy you a house,
I would buy you a house.
If I had a million dollars,
if I had a million dollars,
I'd buy you furniture for your house,
maybe a nice chesterfield or an ottoman.
If I had a million dollars,
if I had a million dollars,
I'd buy you a K-car,
a nice, reliant automobile.
If I had a million dollars,
I'd buy your love.
If I had a million dollars,
I'd build a treefort in our yard.
If I had a million dollars,
you could help, it wouldn't be that hard.
If I had a million dollars,
maybe we could put a little tiny fridge in there somewhere.
You know, we could just go up there and hang out.
Like open the fridge and stuff and there'll be foods laid out for us, with little pre-wrapped sausages and things.
Mmm!
They have pre-wrapped sausages but they don't have pre-wrapped bacon.
Well, can you blame them?
Uh, yeah!
If I had a million dollars,
if I had a million dollars,
I'd buy you a fur coat,
but not a real fur coat, that's cruel.
If I had a million dollars,
if I had a million dollars,
I'd buy you an exotic pet,
yeup, like a llama, or an emu.
If I had a million dollars,
if I had a million dollars,
I'd buy you John Merrick's remains,
ooh, all them crazy elephant bones.
If I had a million dollars,
I'd buy your love.
If I had a million dollars,
we wouldn't have to walk to the store.
If I had a million dollars,
we'd take a limousine 'cause it costs more.
If I had a million dollars,
we wouldn't have to eat Kraft dinner.
But we would eat Kraft dinner.
Of course we would, we'd just eat more.
And buy really expensive ketchups with it.
That's right, all the fanciest... DIJON ketchup!
Mmm!
Mmm!
If I had a million dollars,
if I had a million dollars,
I'd buy you a green dress,
but not a real green dress, that's cruel.
If I had a million dollars,
if I had a million dollars,
I'd buy you some art,
a Picasso or a Garfunkel.
I had a million dollars,
if I had a million dollars,
I'd buy you a monkey,
haven't you always wanted a monkey?
If I had a million dollars,
I'd buy your love.
If I had a million dollars,
if I had a million dollars.
If I had a million dollars,
if I had a million dollars.
If I had a million dollars...
I'd be rich.

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