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When you see a deer, you see Bambi,
and I see antlers up on the wall.
When you see a lake, you see picnics,
and I see a large mouth up under that log.
You're probably thinkin' that you're gonna change me,
in some ways, well maybe you might.
Scrub me down, dress me up, but no matter what,
remember, I'm still a guy.
You see a priceless French painting,
I see a drunk naked girl.
You think that riding a wild bull sounds crazy,
I'd like to to give it a whril.
Well love makes a man do some things he ain't proud of,
and in a weak moment I might
walk your sissy dog, hold your purse at the mall,
but remember, I'm still a guy.
And I'll pour out my heart, hold your hand in the car,
write a love song that makes you cry.
Then turn right around, knock some jerk to the ground,
'cause he copped a feel as you walked by.
I can hear you now talkin' to your friends,
sayin' yeah girls, he's come a long way.
From draggin' his knuckles and carryin' a club,
and buildin' a fire in a cave.
But when you say a back rub means only a back rub,
then you swat my hand when I try...
Well what can I say, at the end of the day,
honey, I'm still a guy.
And I'll pour out my heart, hold your hand in the car,
write a love song that makes you cry.
Then turn right around, knock some jerk to the ground,
'cause he copped a feel as you walked by.
These days there's dudes getting facials,
manicured, waxed and botoxed.
With deep spray on tans and creamy lotiony tans,
you can't grip a tackle box.
Yeah with all of these men lining up to get neutered,
it's hip now to be feminized.
I don't hilight my hair, I've still got a pair,
yeah honey, I'm still a guy.
Oh my eyebrows ain't plucked,
there's a gun in my truck,
oh thank God, I'm still a guy!
Yeah boys!

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