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Cupid's Chokehold
Gym Class Heroes, ft. Patrick Stump

Lyrics

Take a look at my girlfriend,
she's the only one I got.
Not much of a girlfriend,
I never seem to get a lot.

It's been some time since we last spoke,
this is gonna sound like a bad joke.
But mama, I fell in love again,
it's safe to say I have a new girlfriend.

And I know it sounds so old,
but Cupid got me in a chokehold.
And I'm afraid I might give in.
Towel's on the mat, my white flag is wavin'.

I mean, she even cooks me pancakes,
and Alka - Seltzer when my tummy aches.
If that ain't love then I don't know what love is.
We even got a secret handshake,
and she loves the music that my band makes.
I know I'm young, but if I had to choose her or the sun,
I'd be one nocturnal son of a gun.

Take a look at my girlfriend,
she's the only one I got.
Not much of a girlfriend,
I never seem to get a lot.

Take a look at my girlfriend,
she's the only one I got.
Not much of a girlfriend,
I never seem to get a lot.

It's been a while since we talked last,
and I'm tryin' hard not to talk fast.
But dad, I'm finally thinkin' I may have found the one.
Type of girl that'll make you way proud of your son.

And I know you heard the last song about the girls that didn't last long.
But I promise this is on a whole new plane.
I can tell by the way she says my name.
I love it when she calls my phone,
she even got her very own ring tone.
If that ain't love, then I don't know what love is.

It's gonna be a long drive home, but I know as soon as I arrive home
and I open the door, take off my coat and throw my bag on the floor,
she'll be back into my arms once more, for sure.
Like aahhh...
Ah aahhh...

Take a look at my girlfriend,
she's the only one I got.
Not much of a girlfriend,
I never seem to get a lot.

Take a look at my girlfriend,
she's the only one I got.
Not much of a girlfriend,
I never seem to get a lot.

She's got a smile that would make the most senile, annoying old man bite his tongue.
I'm not done.
She's got eyes comparable to sunrise,
and it doesn't stop there.
Man, I swear...

She's got porcelain skin, of course she's a 10.
And now, she's even got her own song.
But movin' on...

She's got the cutest laugh I've ever heard.
And we can be on the phone for three hours,
not saying one word.

And I would still cherish every moment.
And when I start to build my future, she's the main component.

Call it dumb, call it luck, call it love,
or whatever you call it.
But everywhere I go, I keep her picture in my wallet, like...

Take a look at my girlfriend,
she's the only one I got.
Not much of a girlfriend,
I never seem to get a lot.

Take a look at my girlfriend,
she's the only one I got.
Not much of a girlfriend,
I never seem to get a lot.

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