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If you are what you say you are, a superstar
Then have no fear, the camera's here
And the microphones, and they wanna know, oh oh oh
If you are what you say you are, a superstar
Then have no fear, the crowd is here
And the lights are on, and they want a show, oh oh oh, yeah
Yeah, uh
A fresh cool young Lu'
Tryin'a cash his microphone check, two one two
Wanna believe my own hype but it's too untrue
The world brought me to my knees, what have you brung you?
Did you improve on the design, did you do something new?
Well your name ain't on the guest list, who brung you?
You, the more famous person, you come through
And the sexy lady next to you, you come, too
And then it hit me, standing outside of heaven, waitin' for God to come and get me
I'm too uncouth, unschooled to the rules and too gumshoe
Too much of a newcomer and too uncool
Like Shadow and Lavelle, I battle with it well
Though I need a holiday like lady who sung Blue
Go back, whatever you did, you undo
Heavy is heaven, the devil on me, two tons too
If you are what you say you are, a superstar
Then have no fear, the camera's here
And the microphones, and they wanna know, oh oh oh yeah
And you better wear your shades, the spotlights here can burn holes through the stage
Down to the basement past the indian graves, where the dinosaurs laid
Then out through China, nearly misses airliners
Magnified times five, 'less it's pointed at the rhymer
Ricochets off the moon and sets the forest ablaze
Now that's important to say, 'cause even with all that most of us don't want it to fade
We want it to braid, meaning we want it to grow, meaning we want it to stay
Like the governor called, and he told 'em to wait
Unstrap him from his chair, and put him back in his cage
The audience ain't fazed, and they ain't gonna clap, and they ain't gonna praise
They want everything back that they paid, 'cause they've been waitin' since ten to see the lights get dim
If you are what you say you are, a superstar
Then have no fear, the crowd is here
And the microphones, and they wanna know, oh oh oh yeah
So chauffeur, chauffeur, come and take me away
'Cause I've been standing in this line for like five whole days
Me ain't security ain't gettin' along, and when I got to the front, they told me all of the tickets were gone
So just take me home where the mood is mellow, and the roses are grown, M&Ms are yellow
And the light bulbs around my mirror don't flicker
Everybody gets a nice autograph picture
One for you and one for your sister, who had to work tonight but is an avid listener
Every song's a favorite song, and mics don't feed back
All the reviewers say you need to go and see that
And everybody claps 'cause everybody is pleased
And then they all take the stage and start performing for me
Like ha ha ha ha ha
Ha ha ha ha ha
If you are what you say you are, a superstar
Then have no fear, the camera's here
And the microphones, and they wanna know, oh oh oh
If you are what you say you are, a superstar
Then have no fear, the crowd is here
And the lights are on, and they want a show, oh oh oh, yeah
If you are what you say you are
Then have no fear...

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