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Maui (from Disney's Moana)
I see what's happening, yeah.
You're face-to-face with greatness and it's strange.
You don't even know how you feel,
Well it's nice to see that humans never change.
Open your eyes, let's begin.
Yes, it's really me, it's Maui, breathe it in!
I know it's a lot, the hair, the bod!
When you're staring at a demigod.
What can I say except, "You're welcome!
For the tides, the sun, the sky."
Hey, it's okay, it's okay, you're welcome.
I'm just an ordinary demi-guy!
What has two thumbs and pulled up the sky
when you were waddling yea high?
When the nights got cold
who stole you fire from down below?
You're looking at him, yo!
Also, I lassoed the sun,
to stretch your days and bring you fun.
Also, I harnessed the breeze,
to fill your sails and shake your trees.
So what can I say except, "You're welcome!
For the islands I pulled from the sea."
There's no need to pray, it's okay, you're welcome.
I guess it's just my way of being me.
Well, come to think of it.
Kid, honestly, I can go on and on,
I can explain every natural phenomenon.
The tide, the grass, the ground,
oh, that was Maui just messing around.
I killed an eel, I buried its guts,
sprouted a tree, now you've got coconuts.
What's the lesson, what is the takeaway?
Don't mess with Maui when he's on the breakaway.
And the tapestry here in my skin
is a map of the victories I win!
Look where I've been, I make everything happen.
Look at that mean mini Maui just tippity tappin'!
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, hey!
Well, anyway, let me say, "You're welcome!
For the wonderful world you know."
Hey, it's okay, it's okay, you're welcome!
Well, come to think of it, I gotta go!
Hey, it's your day to say, "You're welcome!"
'Cause I'm gonna need that boat.
I'm sailing away, away, you're welcome!
'Cause Maui can do anything but float.
And thank you!