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My hair goes up!
My hair goes down!
My hair goes up.
My hair goes down.
My hair goes up!
My hair goes...
down/up, down/up, down/up, down/up, down/up!
My hair flows like a waterfall over a cliff that is my face...
My hair goes heaven-bound, dirty blonde rockets into space!
Mmm, my hair conceals my elf ears, they are a little bit embarrassing.
Well, with hair this high I'm six foot nine, making me a giant, technically speaking.
Well, I can shake my hair and generate enough breeze to locomote a toy sail boat!
I would need no broom to sweep this room if someone spilled honey bunches of oats...
Cuz my hair goes up!
My hair goes down!
My hair goes up!
My hair goes down!
My hair goes up!
My hair goes...
down/up, down/up, down/up, down/up, down/up!
My hair pwns gravity,
it makes Sir Isaac Newton question himself.
My hair looks rustic, like I've draped my head with a beaver pelt.
Mmm, a mama bird laid some eggs up there, I didn't mind that much.
She raised 'em in my quaff till them birdies flew off, and we still keep in touch.
I bet you didn't see my switchblade, or my iPad, or my chai tea.
And with a little more growth, you won't even know I got a full size baby!
A full size baby?
Yeah, I'm gonna name him Ricky.
After your dad?
Nope!
I just always wanted to name a kid Ricky.
I would call him Richard but I'm probably bein' picky,
and why are you hidin' a kid anyway?
Well it's actually just a robotic baby.
What were we talking about?
Your hair goes up!
Your hair goes down!
Your hair goes up!
Your hair goes--
{We interrupt the chorus of this song to bring you an important message:
There are many weighty decisions you must make in life...
Like, who you're gonna marry...
What you're gonna do for a living...
Boxers or briefs?
or commando.
And listen, you're gonna make mistakes...
You might invest your life savings in dehydrated water...
You might forget whether "prohibited" means you can do it or you can't do it.
You might ask a non-pregnant woman if she's pregnant.
That's okay, you'll recover...
But just make sure you get this
one, most important, course of your life altering choice right...}
Does your hair go up?
...or does it go down?
down/up? down/up? down/up? dooown/uuup?!

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