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The acoustics in the bathroom are so beautiful,
the acoustics in the bathroom are so grand.
Whoever first built restrooms with reflective tiles
deserves a quite enthusiastic hand.
The acoustics in the bathroom are quite useful
when I've got time to kill and whistle a little tune.
Whoever is responsible for making us sound better
deserves some bright and colorful balloons.
Oh, this could have been a boring place:
carpeted and muted.
But it's a reassuring place,
full of the sound of music!
The acoustics in the bathroom are more perfect
than the Opera House or even Carnegie Hall.
Why should I go to see a Rihanna concert,
when I can sing inside a bathroom stall?
Whoever was the architect to set such a lovely precedent...
Deserves a statue eighteen stories tall.