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The Acoustics in the Bathroom
The Gregory Brothers
The acoustics in the bathroom are so beautiful,
the acoustics in the bathroom are so grand.
Whoever first built restrooms with reflective tiles
deserves a quite enthusiastic hand.
The acoustics in the bathroom are quite useful
when I've got time to kill and whistle a little tune.
Whoever is responsible for making us sound better
deserves some bright and colorful balloons.
Oh, this could have been a boring place:
carpeted and muted.
But it's a reassuring place,
full of the sound of music!
The acoustics in the bathroom are more perfect
than the Opera House or even Carnegie Hall.
Why should I go to see a Rihanna concert,
when I can sing inside a bathroom stall?
Whoever was the architect to set such a lovely precedent...
Deserves a statue eighteen stories tall.